A simple website where you rate someone based solely on if they look like a douchebag or not. Judging people based on looks alone never was so easy. Rate away!
Welcome to douchebagalert.com
Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB or simply douche are popular terms of insult or ridicule.
A douchebag can be anyone really. They can be a textbook carrying popped collar frat boy or a 40 year old coed chasing drunk bar rat. In reality douchebags are everywhere. Douchebags rule the world.
Not everyone out there knows that they are a douchebag. Here at douchebagalert.com we feel it our calling to inform people that they are, in fact, douchebags.
Got a shot of a guy givin the camera a point and click? Upload the picture here and let the rating begin. Within a short time, you'll know exactly how over-trendy the dbag is. Also you'll be able to post it to MySpace, Xanga, LiveJournal, Blogspot, Zoints, or other friend networking site; or your own blog; or even a forum/messageboard so you can all have a laugh at how big of an idiot the world sees things.
To use the site simply click on how big of a douchebag a person is based on their picture. You don't need to know the person. We don't care if they are a lawyer, a priest, a clerk at the local grocery store or a millionaire oil executive, they could still look like a douchebag. Judge away my friends.
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Add douchebagalert.com on Facebook - 4/16/2008
Now you can share your love for douchebagalert.com on facebook.com. We've created a product page and you can add us to your "fan of" section. Go here --> douchebagalert.com on facebook. I've considered making a facebook app for the site, but that'd take too much bloody time.
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Stop being Morons - 3/23/2008
We've had a lot of people uploading pictures lately that are apparently retarded. They are uploading non-jpeg images and uploading images multiple times. If you upload a pic more than once, I'm gonna delete them both and possibly ban you. For those of you reporting duplicates and other violations, thank you, it's very much appreciated. I will be adding some new features to the site soon. I will add keyword tagging and weekly/daily/monthly awards. Happy Easter.
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New Sister Site - 10/03/2007
Since it is October and Halloween is in October, I've opened up a little sister site for douchebagalert.com, it's called www.whoraween.com. It's dedicated to all the naughty, slutty, whorish outfits that girls wear on Halloween. Upload and rate the hottest sexy kitty cats and devils you can find. Now I know there are a few quirks and such that are there from the transition, but I'll get those taken care of. Your login will work on both sites.
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Assbags Abusing Website - 06/06/2007
Since some people have decided to show how big of douchebags they are and upload numerous pictures of the same lame ass, we have to increase anti-abuse measures. If you can't post/upload/vote, that's because you've been deemed an assbag by "The Douchebag Police." Anyone who sees abuse, please report the picture. I don't want to have preapprove photos before they post.
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We have Stickers!! - 05/21/2007
 As some of you may or may not have noticed, we have stickers. These stickers look great anywhere...ya know, like your computer, some douchebags bendz, and even park benches. I put one on my toilet. Now since this website is just for fun, you can get 4 of them for $2 mailed to you(click here). This basically just covers the costs(I hope). Please don't be jealous of Lance because he got stickers before you all.
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Added Favorites - 05/06/2007
We've added the ability to add a picture to your favorites. If you have an account and are logged in, you will see a Add to Favorites link underneath the picture. After adding a picture to your favorites, you will have a quicker way to find that picture by going to your Account page. We will be eliminating the Sitemap soon, so if there are pictures you want to be able to access without knowing the direct link, please add them to your favorites.
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Added Accounts and Stats - 03/29/2007
 We've added the ability to track your own uploaded pictures better. You can register with our site so you can see extra stats and easy access to your own douchebags.
Also, we've made it possible to see the top rated douchebags at your own convience.
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Added FAQ and Contact - The Freak Show- 10/17/2006
Added the F.A.Q. and Contact pages. Also made it so reporting a picture actually does something, before it didn't do anything but pop up an alert to make Mr. Douchebag happy. Also we'd like to thank The Freak Show on 104.5 outta Grand Rapids, MI for linking us on their homepage. You should listen if you can.
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Fixed long words and urls in messages - 8/24/2006
Due to processing problems with IE and mozilla with CSS(cascading style sheets) we had to eliminate the use of words 30+ characters. If you enter one it'll replace it with the word "poop". We figure poop goes good everywhere. Also, this is douchebagalert.com not loseralert.com, so vote accordingly. Douchebags are typically those frat boy popped collar pretty boys at the bar every night drinking natty lite(no offense meant to natty lite).
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Added myspace and html links - 8/22/2006
We are still in the process of finishing up the site. We added codes for myspace, normal html and ubb codes as well as links. To access them simply click on the hyperlink below the picture of any random dude then copy and paste the links where ever you want them. |
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