Welcome to douchebagalert.com
Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB or simply douche are popular terms of insult or ridicule.
A douchebag can be anyone really. They can be a textbook carrying popped collar frat boy or a 40 year old coed chasing drunk bar rat. In reality douchebags are everywhere. Douchebags rule the world.
Not everyone out there knows that they are a douchebag. Here at douchebagalert.com we feel it our calling to inform people that they are, in fact, douchebags.
Got a shot of a guy givin the camera a point and click? Upload the picture here and let the rating begin. Within a short time, you'll know exactly how over-trendy the dbag is. Also you'll be able to post it to MySpace, Xanga, LiveJournal, Blogspot, Zoints, or other friend networking site; or your own blog; or even a forum/messageboard so you can all have a laugh at how big of an idiot the world sees things.
To use the site simply click on how big of a douchebag a person is based on their picture. You don't need to know the person. We don't care if they are a lawyer, a priest, a clerk at the local grocery store or a millionaire oil executive, they could still look like a douchebag. Judge away my friends.
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| Comments | |
| 10/3/2008 8:49:59 PM | |
| play with my faggot ass ape titties please then i will kill you with my spiked douche hair because i sock throbbing cock and wear sweatbands because taking off my shirt doesn't do enough. | |
| 10/9/2008 7:10:21 PM | |
| an old man guido | |
| 10/19/2008 7:08:14 PM | |
| This guy is scary as hell! | |
| 10/24/2008 8:48:32 AM | |
| The chick's jealous that this douchebag has bigger titties than she does. | |
| 10/26/2008 9:09:35 AM | |
| the guy looks sad cuz he just realized how his hair keeps him from having a gf. | |
| 11/12/2008 2:55:23 PM | |
| Look its Liono from thundercats. | |
| 11/21/2008 5:31:30 PM | |
| ape titties, now that's a good one! | |
| 12/6/2008 1:52:03 AM | |
| His man tits are just so epic. | |
| 12/10/2008 11:20:04 AM | |
| Gene Simmons | |
| 12/11/2008 8:19:11 AM | |
| LOL @ SAD FACE. HAHAHA! | |
| 12/23/2008 12:10:19 PM | |
| dude this guy is an nfl kicker, ive seen this picture before | |
| 1/13/2009 5:31:18 PM | |
| Was this pic taken in Douche-ville? Look even the guys in the background look like flaming bags. | |
| 1/17/2009 12:36:45 AM | |
| He looks like Coach McGuirk from Home Movies. | |
| 1/19/2009 8:36:47 PM | |
| Spike hair no shirt stupid look on face= Douchebag. | |
| 1/24/2009 7:31:22 AM | |
| He got chick on arm. You got dick in hand. You a loser calling him douche. | |
| 1/28/2009 1:45:52 AM | |
| There are even tossers and douchebags in the background. Holy fucking shit. | |
| 2/4/2009 7:22:01 PM | |
| That dude looks like Andrew Dice Clay....wait...it IS Andrew D Clay. | |
| 2/7/2009 1:27:08 PM | |
| priceless | |
| 2/9/2009 5:47:34 PM | |
| i know that girl ! | |
| 2/9/2009 5:47:55 PM | |
| that is some place in pittsburgh! | |
| 2/9/2009 5:48:47 PM | |
| Behold. SUPER DOUCHE | |
| 2/9/2009 5:58:44 PM | |
| This D-bag is the kicker for the steelers, i see this dude partying all the time on the southside of pittsburgh. He always is rocking a creepy fucked up haircut and is usually shirtless. | |
| 2/12/2009 1:40:27 PM | |
| So this guy has won the superbowl of douchebags | |
| 3/11/2009 9:10:05 AM | |
| doucheking | |
| 3/14/2009 1:50:37 PM | |
| no, douche QUEEN | |
| 4/9/2009 11:09:22 AM | |
| Oh you mean Jeff Reed? Yeah what a douche-burger. | |
| 4/15/2009 7:17:50 PM | |
| homely, very homely | |
| 5/7/2009 6:35:03 PM | |
| It appears steroids addles the brain. | |
| 7/25/2009 10:16:07 PM | |
| JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!! Tell me these two have been sterilized | |
| 8/10/2009 7:57:25 AM | |
| Eeew, he is just disgusting, even for a douche. How the skank was able to get so close of him makes me wonder about her sanity, yuck | |
| 8/16/2009 9:20:14 PM | |
| Looks like he stuck his finger in an outlet. | |
| 8/22/2009 7:18:45 PM | |
| He stuck his finger in his ass | |
| 9/21/2009 8:44:17 AM | |
| He stuck his finger in her ass. Oh wait, that's not her ass. | |
| 9/23/2009 6:41:34 AM | |
| Nice job shanking those two field goals sunday douchebag...you singlehandedly lost the game for the Steelers. Maybe you should spend less time douching it up in the bars and more time practicing | |
| 9/24/2009 2:45:16 PM | |
| ^ HA! 100 agree man, and when they zoomed in on him after the second miss, he was sportin' that same fag-lip doucheburger grin. | |
| 10/7/2009 4:14:31 PM | |
| Wha? I can't rate higher than 10? | |
| 10/17/2009 12:11:02 PM | |
| well, i used to like the steelers..... | |
| 11/24/2009 2:34:18 PM | |
| The Tittsburg Squealers | |
| 11/26/2009 7:39:43 PM | |
| Shithead | |
| 11/26/2009 7:40:43 PM | |
| Everyone knows kickers aren't "real" football players | |
| 8/27/2010 9:49:05 PM | |
| he rubs his feet on balls for money | |
| 12/5/2011 3:04:31 PM | |
| Douchebags- meet your god | |