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Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB or simply douche are popular terms of insult or ridicule.
A douchebag can be anyone really. They can be a textbook carrying popped collar frat boy or a 40 year old coed chasing drunk bar rat. In reality douchebags are everywhere. Douchebags rule the world.
Not everyone out there knows that they are a douchebag. Here at douchebagalert.com we feel it our calling to inform people that they are, in fact, douchebags.
Got a shot of a guy givin the camera a point and click? Upload the picture here and let the rating begin. Within a short time, you'll know exactly how over-trendy the dbag is. Also you'll be able to post it to MySpace, Xanga, LiveJournal, Blogspot, Zoints, or other friend networking site; or your own blog; or even a forum/messageboard so you can all have a laugh at how big of an idiot the world sees things.
To use the site simply click on how big of a douchebag a person is based on their picture. You don't need to know the person. We don't care if they are a lawyer, a priest, a clerk at the local grocery store or a millionaire oil executive, they could still look like a douchebag. Judge away my friends.
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| 2/3/2008 11:28:43 AM | |
| This douche bag hangs around elementary schools looking for little boys to rub his weiner. Be afraid...be VERY afraid! | |
| 2/4/2008 2:51:28 PM | |
| Growing up Gotti fuckhead. SHOULD DIE OF AIDS | |
| 2/24/2008 9:03:03 PM | |
| are you fukn serious | |
| 2/26/2008 8:56:10 AM | |
| I'd wouldnt go out dressed like that if someone paid me | |
| 3/23/2008 2:14:53 PM | |
| their are too damn many douchebags like this...complete validation for the righteousness of this site | |
| 3/26/2008 5:44:18 PM | |
| okay, being the site creator, this picture makes me want to have an awards show and present all awards to this guy...fucking toolshed. | |
| 4/15/2008 5:10:37 PM | |
| Puckered lips... it's like the Douches' standard greeting to a camera | |
| 4/21/2008 3:06:53 PM | |
| I Hope his pants get caught on the bumper of a speeding NY Taxi | |
| 4/21/2008 3:07:09 PM | |
| Douchie McDoucherton!!!!! | |
| 4/22/2008 12:02:11 PM | |
| Carrying his mom's shopping bags! | |
| 4/22/2008 1:22:53 PM | |
| Your "Lords of Douche" chain is really accentuated by your lame ass tan | |
| 4/24/2008 8:15:36 PM | |
| What douchebag voted anything less than a 10 on this one? | |
| 4/29/2008 8:56:09 PM | |
| I need new words to describe this king of all that is douche-worthy | |
| 5/4/2008 10:04:32 AM | |
| I wanna puke in the faces of this and other fucking Wannabe Gotti Douche Bags | |
| 5/6/2008 5:41:19 PM | |
| fuck these dirty orange douchebags!!! what kind of skankhole's go out with these wanna be gotti fagots? | |
| 5/8/2008 8:37:52 PM | |
| Shit was So...Oh noes, teh brain meatz in my headz!!1! | |
| 5/13/2008 3:42:26 PM | |
| If I ruled the world, all guidos would be shot on sight. | |
| 5/19/2008 9:12:28 PM | |
| chavtastic | |
| 7/8/2008 10:03:08 AM | |
| "ok, got my bag of dildos and my bad of lube... where do i pay?" Fucking Douche | |
| 7/8/2008 10:03:59 AM | |
| Back off ass! You cant pay me for a kiss. | |
| 7/11/2008 4:16:55 AM | |
| hahaah wow this dude takes the cake for the ultimate douchebag. seriously. | |
| 8/31/2008 6:42:38 PM | |
| guido can lick my crank | |
| 9/1/2008 9:54:47 PM | |
| not just a douche but a super douche | |
| 9/10/2008 3:45:02 PM | |
| im a rasicts bastard fuck niggers wetbacks that guy spicks chinks and fags and super fags | |
| 9/13/2008 1:36:48 AM | |
| this is the masterpiece of douchebaggery. | |
| 9/14/2008 7:34:21 PM | |
| assclown | |
| 9/24/2008 3:33:01 PM | |
| "Just went shopping for all my douchebag essentials." | |
| 9/26/2008 8:27:21 PM | |
| Epitome. THE Epitome of douchebags. All of the 12-16 year olds looking for douchebaggery shall look here for improvment. Clearly, no douchebag ever shall touch this man (?). | |
| 9/27/2008 8:03:14 PM | |
| proof that italians have zero class | |
| 9/28/2008 5:12:46 PM | |
| A douchebag with no equal. | |
| 10/1/2008 4:37:32 PM | |
| I couldn't rate him because I couldn't find the number 11. | |
| 10/7/2008 7:47:34 PM | |
| This guy has an attitude. A GAY attitude. | |
| 11/1/2008 12:04:28 PM | |
| should be on the front of the website ! | |
| 11/6/2008 6:40:42 PM | |
| Nice Eyebrows, assclown! | |
| 11/22/2008 6:15:12 PM | |
| Guido looks like a lady. | |
| 11/29/2008 9:50:55 AM | |
| say jersey shore! | |
| 12/1/2008 6:37:17 PM | |
| Like school on Sundays... no class! Does it really get any worse than this guy... I submit that it does NOT! -DR | |
| 12/1/2008 7:47:27 PM | |
| hey Chris, Satan called, he wantsYou back in hell! | |
| 12/6/2008 10:31:43 PM | |
| pencil dick! | |
| 12/20/2008 8:18:45 PM | |
| Please please vote higher on this one, he deserves it | |
| 12/27/2008 5:39:43 PM | |
| Cranksucking GUIDO | |
| 1/27/2009 10:46:55 AM | |
| I hate it when these guidos stick their nose up in the air, such little bitches! | |
| 2/27/2009 6:57:49 PM | |
| This is why I'm pro-choice. | |
| 12/15/2009 4:11:23 PM | |
| wow, taking out the groceries is really badass, get a life you fucking douche | |
| 12/18/2010 2:36:52 PM | |
| If you look REALLY closely, you can see pointing and laughing in the background....As well as a mother shielding her childrens eyes. | |