A simple website where you rate someone based solely on if they look like a douchebag or not. Judging people based on looks alone never was so easy. Rate away!
Welcome to douchebagalert.com
Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB or simply douche are popular terms of insult or ridicule.
A douchebag can be anyone really. They can be a textbook carrying popped collar frat boy or a 40 year old coed chasing drunk bar rat. In reality douchebags are everywhere. Douchebags rule the world.
Not everyone out there knows that they are a douchebag. Here at douchebagalert.com we feel it our calling to inform people that they are, in fact, douchebags.
Got a shot of a guy givin the camera a point and click? Upload the picture here and let the rating begin. Within a short time, you'll know exactly how over-trendy the dbag is. Also you'll be able to post it to MySpace, Xanga, LiveJournal, Blogspot, Zoints, or other friend networking site; or your own blog; or even a forum/messageboard so you can all have a laugh at how big of an idiot the world sees things.
To use the site simply click on how big of a douchebag a person is based on their picture. You don't need to know the person. We don't care if they are a lawyer, a priest, a clerk at the local grocery store or a millionaire oil executive, they could still look like a douchebag. Judge away my friends.
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| 1/24/2008 12:39:18 PM | |
| This guy has probably prematurely ejaculated in that girl since this was taken. | |
| 1/26/2008 5:11:58 AM | |
| looks like steroid rage is brewing | |
| 1/27/2008 1:34:47 AM | |
| I can't decide which of the two is the bigger douche. | |
| 2/1/2008 6:22:36 AM | |
| She's holding him back so he can't go after that guy who made that joke about his small penis and man titties. | |
| 2/2/2008 12:30:55 AM | |
| Is that his sister?? | |
| 2/2/2008 7:20:21 AM | |
| perfect example of what a tanning bed will do to your brain | |
| 2/7/2008 11:05:41 AM | |
| Either this douchebag has steroid rage or doesn't like people looking at his hot looking sister/girlfriend. Then again maybe she's there to cover the fact that he's really gay and he's pissed because someone called him on it. | |
| 3/1/2008 9:32:22 PM | |
| Nice shirt Fag! | |
| 3/11/2008 8:54:47 AM | |
| fag douche with his bitch | |
| 3/23/2008 9:08:43 AM | |
| First day at anger management class! | |
| 3/29/2008 3:41:28 PM | |
| people are just fucked up! | |
| 4/2/2008 7:26:10 PM | |
| semitransparent shirt = fag | |
| 4/6/2008 8:33:14 AM | |
| blue steel | |
| 4/11/2008 6:35:05 PM | |
| Nice v-neck you fucking shit sock. | |
| 4/13/2008 10:33:47 PM | |
| She looks frightened. | |
| 4/22/2008 12:05:04 PM | |
| auh look at the douche and milf | |
| 4/22/2008 2:01:37 PM | |
| Nice man clevage c-sucker! | |
| 4/24/2008 3:10:03 PM | |
| oh no | |
| 4/25/2008 7:05:54 PM | |
| I could not hate anyone else more than I hate this fucking asshole | |
| 4/29/2008 10:35:14 PM | |
| what a wanker | |
| 5/6/2008 5:36:10 PM | |
| fake n bake waxed eyebrowed faghole cocklover douche | |
| 5/17/2008 4:15:18 PM | |
| i think i know that guy | |
| 5/24/2008 6:50:40 PM | |
| R-R-R-R-R-ROOOOOID RAGE | |
| 6/18/2008 9:35:58 PM | |
| He looks like he wants to kill the person taking the pic, or maybe suck their cock... | |
| 7/11/2008 2:06:43 AM | |
| Abornal freakish looking muscles tight long sleeve v neck tee orange looking skin plastic looking female honey posing in the same pic = ultimate DOUUUUUCHEBAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!! | |
| 7/14/2008 1:38:11 PM | |
| what's with the look? is that blue steel? or possibly le tigre? | |
| 7/19/2008 7:55:46 AM | |
| fucking greasy ape | |
| 7/22/2008 12:13:13 PM | |
| I'd would pay good money to see that look smashed face first into the Octagon ring by Rampage Jackson. | |
| 8/22/2008 1:31:00 PM | |
| no man should ever show more cleavage than his girl; this is just wrong for so many reasons... | |
| 8/25/2008 8:15:15 AM | |
| blue steel!?!?!! ROTFLMAO.... | |
| 9/6/2008 2:19:42 PM | |
| roid rage | |
| 9/20/2008 10:23:03 AM | |
| hahahahaha!!! he must of borrowed that shirt from her!! | |
| 10/11/2008 7:04:52 AM | |
| he's just pissed cause the roids took his balls away | |
| 10/25/2008 1:40:44 AM | |
| 3 words: V neck shirts | |
| 12/1/2008 4:00:26 PM | |
| I can't believe she's holding him back from beating the cameraman, with just one arm!!! She is strong! Yeah, it doesn't get much douchier than this. -DR. | |
| 12/13/2008 8:20:11 AM | |
| So, how he is not 100? | |
| 12/13/2008 6:55:48 PM | |
| He may not be 100, but he is very high up...certainly in the top 5 douchebags of all times!! | |
| 12/19/2008 2:16:53 AM | |
| "ME WANT COCK, NOW!!" | |
| 12/23/2008 1:12:02 PM | |
| rage on, asshole.. | |
| 1/24/2009 7:36:33 AM | |
| Douche got chick. Losers got dick. Being douche is not bad. | |
| 1/24/2009 7:39:33 AM | |
| Douche got nice watch. You got Timex Douche got musclez. You got flabbz. Douche got erecshun. You got rejection. You are loser dat hate. Douche is winner dat get dick wet. | |
| 2/9/2009 6:13:13 PM | |
| hhahahahahahahahahah | |
| 2/9/2009 6:38:54 PM | |
| Douche haters of the world, unite! | |
| 3/14/2009 1:50:01 PM | |
| roid rage | |
| 3/17/2009 4:33:41 PM | |
| You should stop using your microwave to tan. You should also stop dumpster diving for your wardrobe. | |
| 3/23/2009 6:13:30 PM | |
| "(sigh), the presence of vagina makes me so flaccid | |
| 4/22/2009 7:25:50 PM | |
| She say "he havin muh baybee, itz in hiz tummee" | |
| 5/3/2009 5:35:19 PM | |
| "Duh, what dat flashy thing him have?" | |
| 6/3/2009 5:17:23 PM | |
| Frank "Chapstick" Chapman! | |
| 6/5/2009 12:05:32 PM | |
| holy steven segal | |
| 6/22/2009 3:59:09 AM | |
| i feel like i'm watching fucking zoolander...only with 3000 more douche | |
| 8/15/2009 11:14:40 PM | |
| Too bad all those roids shrank your testicles to the point of which female gnats are hung more than you. | |
| 9/27/2009 10:02:27 PM | |
| zoolander hahaha | |
| 10/22/2009 3:12:51 PM | |
| i enjoy that the ad which pops up says : "instant" yeast cure. | |
| 12/15/2009 4:17:04 PM | |
| nice v- neck you piece of shit stop pretending to be strait | |
| 12/18/2010 2:30:55 PM | |
| That girls eyes speak very loudly and clearly. "GET. ME. THE FUCK. OUTTA HERE." But on the bright side, she won't be getting raped...just forced to fuck his cornhole with one of the many illustrious strap ons from this douchebags collection. He keeps them in a closet with all his see through V-Necks. | |
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