A simple website where you rate someone based solely on if they look like a douchebag or not. Judging people based on looks alone never was so easy. Rate away!
Welcome to douchebagalert.com
Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB or simply douche are popular terms of insult or ridicule.
A douchebag can be anyone really. They can be a textbook carrying popped collar frat boy or a 40 year old coed chasing drunk bar rat. In reality douchebags are everywhere. Douchebags rule the world.
Not everyone out there knows that they are a douchebag. Here at douchebagalert.com we feel it our calling to inform people that they are, in fact, douchebags.
Got a shot of a guy givin the camera a point and click? Upload the picture here and let the rating begin. Within a short time, you'll know exactly how over-trendy the dbag is. Also you'll be able to post it to MySpace, Xanga, LiveJournal, Blogspot, Zoints, or other friend networking site; or your own blog; or even a forum/messageboard so you can all have a laugh at how big of an idiot the world sees things.
To use the site simply click on how big of a douchebag a person is based on their picture. You don't need to know the person. We don't care if they are a lawyer, a priest, a clerk at the local grocery store or a millionaire oil executive, they could still look like a douchebag. Judge away my friends.
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| Comments | |
| 2/3/2008 12:51:12 PM | |
| boys 2 douche | |
| 2/4/2008 7:50:48 AM | |
| looks like three dirty cornholes with eyes | |
| 2/5/2008 7:43:27 AM | |
| You mean three dirty coonholes. | |
| 2/7/2008 5:50:17 PM | |
| All day lip color | |
| 2/12/2008 6:40:41 PM | |
| beautiful | |
| 2/14/2008 1:09:42 AM | |
| Good lord they dude in the middle is 200 douchbag!!! | |
| 2/14/2008 11:08:44 PM | |
| BUTTPIRATES | |
| 2/14/2008 11:10:36 PM | |
| ima slap those 3 wit a shovel | |
| 2/14/2008 11:10:59 PM | |
| Are you pouting for buttsex? | |
| 2/24/2008 12:41:45 PM | |
| ^yes, they want even more! | |
| 2/24/2008 3:38:06 PM | |
| search "My New Haircut" on Youtube... | |
| 3/10/2008 7:56:54 PM | |
| Less than a 10? how is that possible | |
| 3/12/2008 2:13:23 PM | |
| three tanned faggy douches | |
| 3/13/2008 8:19:23 AM | |
| This picture is probably a motivational tool that got passed around at the last Klan meeting. | |
| 3/16/2008 9:23:26 PM | |
| Boyz 2 Fagz | |
| 3/18/2008 7:22:49 PM | |
| 11/10 | |
| 3/28/2008 10:49:45 PM | |
| "The Brothers Douche" | |
| 3/29/2008 7:26:22 PM | |
| at what point did all 3 decide that lip thing and spray tan worked for um | |
| 4/2/2008 7:43:19 PM | |
| ! | |
| 4/9/2008 10:03:08 PM | |
| wow... wow. | |
| 4/13/2008 6:09:56 PM | |
| cloned douchebags | |
| 4/20/2008 8:46:51 PM | |
| lol 3/13! | |
| 4/22/2008 11:56:16 AM | |
| just out of plastic surgery getting their douche lips even douchier | |
| 5/26/2008 12:19:59 AM | |
| Why do all guys who are complete Douchebags have to pucker their lips for a camera photo? Is this necessary to being a Douche??? | |
| 6/13/2008 4:26:26 PM | |
| Douche lickers | |
| 7/11/2008 2:12:52 AM | |
| hahahaha are these dudes black or just spend WAYYYY to much time in the solarium?? | |
| 7/16/2008 4:48:00 PM | |
| Wow I didn't know they cloned the douchiest of all Wayans brothers | |
| 8/11/2008 11:53:04 AM | |
| wtf is wrong with these retards? | |
| 8/18/2008 8:01:31 PM | |
| nice do s | |
| 8/19/2008 9:25:32 AM | |
| Haha, these guys look like the oompa prompas | |
| 8/21/2008 1:00:46 PM | |
| holy God! | |
| 8/22/2008 1:22:01 PM | |
| "hello, we're the doo-wop douchebags..." | |
| 8/25/2008 3:06:48 AM | |
| i have seen these douche's all over the net, fkn douche's!!!!! | |
| 8/30/2008 5:15:42 PM | |
| pucker up the brown starfish | |
| 9/5/2008 3:45:31 PM | |
| OH MY GOD!! I hate these mother fuckers. | |
| 9/10/2008 3:48:57 PM | |
| nigger duches | |
| 9/14/2008 9:02:37 AM | |
| Guido time three! | |
| 9/14/2008 7:19:27 PM | |
| these bitches are all over this site! Welcome home, boys!!! | |
| 9/16/2008 4:36:22 AM | |
| Holy shit, what the fuck am I looking at. Is this gay porn??? | |
| 9/19/2008 7:08:17 PM | |
| I CAN QUITE HONESTLY SAY, THAT IS THE GAYIEST AND DOUCHIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! MY EYES, MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| 9/27/2008 7:59:54 PM | |
| fucking daegos | |
| 9/30/2008 10:53:38 PM | |
| Guidos, Nigs, Spics? They world may never know. | |
| 10/11/2008 1:35:05 PM | |
| These guys suck. | |
| 10/15/2008 10:54:08 AM | |
| the douche bros | |
| 10/16/2008 4:19:21 PM | |
| They are some Mediterranean/Persian Gulf life-form, the Med, and the Middle East produce some of the biggest douche bags on the planet. $10.00 says they are A-rabs from Dearborn Michigan. | |
| 10/20/2008 7:10:24 PM | |
| these guys are making me turn into a homocidal manica | |
| 10/24/2008 8:11:51 PM | |
| They're little white douche bags from NJ. Yes morons, white! | |
| 11/1/2008 2:48:20 PM | |
| white guys that want to look black? the world is coming to an end | |
| 11/1/2008 3:39:26 PM | |
| lol | |
| 11/5/2008 5:55:49 PM | |
| these stupid fucks | |
| 11/18/2008 3:39:28 AM | |
| What is with the pursed lips? Are they getting ready to kiss each other's ass? The local news needs to a consumer special on "Spray-on tans gone bad". | |
| 11/25/2008 12:25:50 AM | |
| So boys what shade of lipstick is that?? | |
| 11/29/2008 8:14:48 PM | |
| I do believe these guys are the number one highest rated douchebags on this site, and they are for a damn good reason! Congratulations, you douchebags!! | |
| 12/1/2008 3:20:25 PM | |
| Does anybody REALLY need to comment? I think the photo speaks for itself. World-class douches. -DR | |
| 12/8/2008 6:50:58 PM | |
| these guys suck. | |
| 12/19/2008 1:22:44 AM | |
| Bunch of fags. Go eat some brown spider. | |
| 12/31/2008 9:41:58 AM | |
| These 3 douches have ascended to the top of the Douchebag World Order! | |
| 1/28/2009 1:37:46 AM | |
| The revolution of the New World Douche has begun. | |
| 2/2/2009 7:22:34 PM | |
| Oh why do these kind of people waste the precious oxygen of this planet? | |
| 2/5/2009 9:27:41 AM | |
| i cant stop punching the computer screen. | |
| 2/10/2009 3:19:41 PM | |
| Assholes instead of mouths? These scientists have lost control!!! | |
| 2/23/2009 7:55:33 PM | |
| ahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! | |
| 2/28/2009 3:08:47 PM | |
| mexican jonas brothers | |
| 3/3/2009 1:09:15 PM | |
| How much shoe polish did it take to get that look? Same with | |
| 3/11/2009 8:40:57 AM | |
| Poster children for abortion. | |
| 3/31/2009 6:45:32 PM | |
| These guys are number one for a reason! | |
| 4/9/2009 6:12:16 PM | |
| Give these guys each a cock punch (if you can find a cock, which is doubtful). | |
| 4/28/2009 6:28:52 AM | |
| "Who Let The Chimps Out?" by Douche-bag Men. | |
| 5/15/2009 4:07:39 AM | |
| great cocksucking lips | |
| 5/15/2009 4:41:06 PM | |
| The guy in the middle should be a spokesperson for Hover: they both can suck. | |
| 5/15/2009 4:41:28 PM | |
| *Hoover | |
| 5/30/2009 8:27:30 PM | |
| NUMERO UNO on the entire site!! Congrats, douches! | |
| 6/3/2009 5:14:59 PM | |
| Oscar Wilde went through life WISHING he was this gay. | |
| 6/11/2009 9:28:50 PM | |
| These mofo's are Sand-Nigger douche bags. | |
| 8/15/2009 11:12:17 PM | |
| Nice fake tans you fucking queers. | |
| 9/27/2009 10:03:25 PM | |
| I swear one of their names is vinnie or paulie | |
| 10/1/2009 10:36:51 AM | |
| Yeah, one of them's Paulie Carbone. He's dead now. | |
| 11/8/2009 3:26:46 PM | |
| Where do these fucking people come from? The whole way too fake tanned kissy guys with hair product....where do they come from? | |
| 12/15/2009 4:14:56 PM | |
| new jersey fags | |
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