Welcome to douchebagalert.com
Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB or simply douche are popular terms of insult or ridicule.
A douchebag can be anyone really. They can be a textbook carrying popped collar frat boy or a 40 year old coed chasing drunk bar rat. In reality douchebags are everywhere. Douchebags rule the world.
Not everyone out there knows that they are a douchebag. Here at douchebagalert.com we feel it our calling to inform people that they are, in fact, douchebags.
Got a shot of a guy givin the camera a point and click? Upload the picture here and let the rating begin. Within a short time, you'll know exactly how over-trendy the dbag is. Also you'll be able to post it to MySpace, Xanga, LiveJournal, Blogspot, Zoints, or other friend networking site; or your own blog; or even a forum/messageboard so you can all have a laugh at how big of an idiot the world sees things.
To use the site simply click on how big of a douchebag a person is based on their picture. You don't need to know the person. We don't care if they are a lawyer, a priest, a clerk at the local grocery store or a millionaire oil executive, they could still look like a douchebag. Judge away my friends.
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| Comments | |
| 5/16/2007 7:28:54 AM | |
| Oh, posting a picture on purpose because you WANT to get rated a 10? Total douchebag, totally ugly, totally getting a 1 because he wants a 10. | |
| 5/16/2007 7:30:40 AM | |
| haha, I like the voting theory...anyone with a douchebagalert.com sticker isn't a douchebag | |
| 5/18/2007 9:56:30 AM | |
| No, he's absolutely a douchebag. But since he wants to be one so bad, and wants to be rated a 10, he doesn't deserve it. | |
| 5/18/2007 6:20:40 PM | |
| I agree, this kid suffers from Big Mac syndrome. I shouldn't even fucking know who Big Mac is! | |
| 5/19/2007 5:09:40 PM | |
| What a bunch of buttknockers. | |
| 5/20/2007 8:31:35 AM | |
| WHY IS THIS SO LOW?!?! he has a popped collar and glasses and the fucking face? | |
| 5/20/2007 12:38:08 PM | |
| Because he wants to be rated high! We can't give him the satisfaction! | |
| 5/20/2007 2:24:54 PM | |
| I love the confusion this picture has created. | |
| 5/20/2007 2:28:39 PM | |
| No confusion for me. You shouldn't be rewarded for fake pictures. | |
| 5/20/2007 10:51:07 PM | |
| If a non-douchebag imitates a douchebag, does that make him a douchebag? | |
| 5/21/2007 8:37:31 AM | |
| Yes, he's a douchebag. But instead of just thinking he's cool, he thinks he's a kickass douchebag. He gets a 1. | |
| 5/21/2007 6:36:51 PM | |
| wow, where can I get a cool sticker | |
| 5/21/2007 7:58:21 PM | |
| lol homosex | |
| 5/22/2007 1:09:45 PM | |
| I hope this pic makes the lowest all-time rankings. | |
| 5/24/2007 12:45:06 PM | |
| Ok, we gotta vote a little higher to keep him off the all-time low rankings page. But not so high that he gets in the all-time high rank. Ya heard? | |
| 5/25/2007 4:53:12 AM | |
| what a creepy little faggot | |
| 5/25/2007 3:32:51 PM | |
| Yeah he needs to be around the 70-75 range. | |
| 6/6/2007 8:08:26 PM | |
| That guy in the background totally wants to rail him. | |
| 6/12/2007 6:56:16 PM | |
| "Me hungry. Me want eat little guy with bumper sticker! Rrrrrrr!" | |
| 6/28/2007 7:36:36 PM | |
| the guy in the back looks like a fister | |
| 7/8/2007 10:24:45 AM | |
| poop assbag tronguy | |
| 7/31/2007 5:45:39 AM | |
| this guy kicks ass | |
| 8/2/2007 11:43:22 AM | |
| this guy licks your ass^ | |
| 8/4/2007 5:39:48 AM | |
| Those of you who dont know that this guy is friends with the site op. or is the site op are douchebags---- Check the "we have stickers thing" to the right. DBags. Especially you 5/25. | |
| 8/5/2007 7:08:46 PM | |
| is that a threat 8/4? just b/c someone is a 'friend' of a website op, doesn't mean he can't still be a dbag. | |
| 8/6/2007 9:01:36 AM | |
| Yes, that is a threat. No, its not a threat, its a fucking observation--- and clearly you are a douchebag. | |
| 8/9/2007 9:44:02 PM | |
| wow, thats tough talk from an Asian homosexual like yourself 8/6 | |
| 8/13/2007 6:03:01 AM | |
| What? That dosnt even make sense 8/10. How do you know 8/6 isnt a chick? You guys are pathetic. | |
| 8/13/2007 4:54:31 PM | |
| Total douche | |
| 8/28/2007 9:47:13 AM | |
| that pic doesnt even count. thats like cheating | |
| 9/23/2007 7:32:46 PM | |
| what makes you think 8/6 IS a chick? | |
| 9/27/2007 3:35:54 PM | |
| props on being a douche | |
| 11/18/2007 9:48:27 PM | |
| definetly staged, douchebag faker | |
| 11/27/2007 6:51:39 PM | |
| LOL WUT IS THIS | |
| 12/1/2007 9:34:25 AM | |
| omg he is not douchebag he is number one you are number ten pwnskates lol douche. | |
| 2/1/2008 5:59:21 AM | |
| Truth in advertising...he's definitely a douchebag. | |